"It started with a simple opening of the refrigerator door and ended with me being pushed out of the way" said Haley Ratner, 16. As she tells the story tears form in her eyes, the heartbreaking story of Stu's precious maple syrup. At approximately 8:36 am, according to Ratner police reports, Haley went to open the refrigerator door for some milk to pour on her Special K fruit and yogurt. As she grabbed the milk the carton seemed to have grazed the maple syrup bottle that Stu had just refilled earlier.
"It all happened in slow motion, the milk grazing the bottle and the bottle hitting the floor" said Haley. After reviewing the evidence Ratner police concluded that the cause of the huge maple syrup spill off the coast of the silverware drawer did not result in any broken toes and was caused by the impact the bottle made to the floor. This force shattered the entire bottom of the bottle.
As Haley and Lori began the clean up process, Stu decided to come see what all the commotion was about. Haley about to wet a paper towel for Lori to use was abruptly shoved out of the way by Stu in "hopes of saving the maple syrup." After the incident some cases of sticky feet were reported.
In other news:
Stu admitted to "shampooing" or in layman terms, watering down, the mustard at dinner.
3 comments:
"now that is what i call a sticky situation"
THIS COMMENT IS A FAKE MOM DIDNT SAY IT:
david is the best: alright i did it i just said my name was mrszippy
david is the best: thats all
david is the best: no logining in
david is the best: no password hacking
david is the best: nothing
david is the best: idiots!
mom with a corny joke again!
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