Crazy Dinner

Earlier tonight David with his roommate Tim attended a fraternities dinner. Lambda Delta Lambda kept coming around to David’s room and persuaded him to attend. My god was David in for a surprise.

As he sat down to a seating arrangement, reminiscent of Camp Sequassen, with 40 other freshman a yelling match began. This was no ordinary match, for it was between brothers of the frat and the waiters, brothers too, who served everyone. In order to get mash potatoes for instance one would yell at the top of their lungs, “ I NEED SOME F***ing MASHERS!!!” While this was occurring the five waiters were scurrying about trying to dodge wet napkins that were being tossed at them.

As the meal progressed everyone started yelling “SPOONS WAITERS!!” and the napkin throwing continued. The spooned were eventually passed around in preparation for desert. But once you had your spoon you were required to bang on the table as loud as possible making as much noise as you could.

David, being David, joined in the festivities by hitting his roommate in the back of the head with a wet napkin. When Tim looked around trying to calculate who threw it by its velocity and trajectory he noticed David motioning to the exit. As David and Tim reached their limit on how much anarchy they could take in for one night and both decided to sneak out quietly before they had to describe to the entire group, while standing on the table, where they were from.

To sum it all up, it was a crazy dinner and David and Tim vowed never to return to such a mad house.