Saturday, September 09, 2006

Tickets to the Colbert Report

AP: The Ratner Gazette has recently acquired 4 tickets to The Colbert Report with Steven Colbert.

Show Date: November 9, 2006

Showtime: 7:00 pm

Number of Tickets: 4

All attendees must be over 18, since half of Team Ratner will be away a various institutions a few subs must be found. Talk amongst yourself about who can attend. An intellectual decathlon will be held to see who will win the tickets.

4 comments:

H-Money said...

If I get a fake id that says I am 18 can I go?

H-Money said...

It has been mother approved!

David said...

GAME ON!!!!

I'm am going to pinch hit with Tang, a Chinese junior who is double majoring in molecular engineering and astro pyshics.

mrszippy said...

Can you be under 18 with a parent or guardian? Too bad Edy & Bert will be gone by then.