Best Weekend Ever

So this weekend Mom, Dad and I went up to RPI for parents weekend. It started out with a very long drive and when we finally arrived David was no where to be found, turns out the piece of crap was still sleeping as we wondered around the campus for 15 minutes. As we go to check in mom and I see a magician who is juggling bowling pins, mom stands and watches as I walk away mom notices me walking and takes a slight step away from the juggler at this instant the juggler drops the pin right where mom was standing. I almost died with laughter thinking about how mom almost got hit in the head with the pin. The day continues with a boring meeting about something dealing with management program during this meeting I was unable to solve an easie peasie sudoku. A after the extremely boring meeting David insists we visit his fraternity. It was nice Dad met brother Curtis and asked him stupid questions about Animal House, you know the usual Stu. David leads us down to the basement where we see a very cute dog and the smell of beer is overwhelming. After leaving the fraternity we go to the Albany playhouse and two other malls trying to find the right movie theater which is playing Dad and Mickey Sherman's latest hit Man of the Year. We finally find the right movie theater and David and I start talking to a guy at T-Mobile who is trying to convince us that Verizon sucks. The movie was good, Mom screamed in the middle of it. We then went to a very nice French restaurant for dinner which took two hours because we wined and dined as Zanghi says. We then brought David back to his dorm scooped Nevilles XBOX and then went to get gas at the Citgo down the road. Why you must be asking yourself is it important for me to know that they went to get gas because during the time that Dad was pumping gas he was solicited by a prostitute, you can decide whether he accepted to offer or not. What a fabulous weekend.