Monday, November 13, 2006

Fish School

Here's a Johnny Depp look-alike only this one looks as if he swims. This is before reading the new Fish School e-book.


This is a fish after completing fish school.


Just when I thought that I had too much time on my hands along comes this wonderful new book. I know that I have already successfully trained Johnny Depp. He can lay motionless at the bottom of the bowl for hours on end. Now that is one cleverly trained fish.

From their website:

The Fish School eBook includes:

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The scientific evidence for fish intelligence

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The history of fish training techniques

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Using common household item as training tools

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Easy-to-follow instructions to train your fish to:

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Eat from your hand

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Swim through a hoop or tunnel

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Push a soccer ball into a net

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Do the limbo

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Fetch an object

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Play football

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More...

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More than 60 full-color photographs and diagrams

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Detailed plans for putting on a show to impress friends and family

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Helpful answers to common questions like:

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What kind of food should I use as reward?

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What should I do if my other fish are stealing the reward?

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Will my fish forget when I go on vacation?

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Do I need to keep training my fish after he's learned a trick?

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Many more...

Price: Only $5.95

Special Bonus: A Printable Diploma - suitable for framing. Absolutely Free!

(Do you hang the diploma in the bowl or is that too showy?)

The eBook and diploma are in PDF format, for easy reading on any computer.

100% Money Back Guarantee: We're so confident you'll love the
eBook we're offering this guarantee - if you aren't completely
satisfied, just tell us and we'll refund you the full purchase price!

You've got nothing to lose!

Buy now, download the eBook instantly and get started today!


Bettas do particularly well in Fish School, as Sir Isaac Newton
demonstrates after only one week of training!


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