Thank you Mrs. Zippy for the kind introduction, but wholly unnecessary. Those who a
re unaware of my takeover will be made to take notice soon enough. My presence will be heard by the deafest of ears as I rule over the blogs with an iron fist (and a lot of free time at work). For too long has the public been forced to endure The Ratner Gazette’s shameless political bias and awkward family inside jokes. David got into the Rensselaer Lally Epsilon Delta Sigma blah blah blah? Sorry but I don’t watch Pokémon.
It’s time to embrace CHANGE {applause}, because This Country Is Worth Fighting For {applause}. Do you forget when I was a POW {applause}, forced to work at FBLA and not even allowed to have a single bag of chips without getting kicked out? America doesn’t. That is why I have taken the privilege of championing the voice of the people. And there’s nothing the people want more than a soft bagel, a creamy schmear, and the crunchy, crispy consistency of Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos in the middle {greatest applause}.
We will not stand for a Bagelful product that continues to segregate its bagel and cream cheese from Doritos. Join me as I, Moderator, lead us into the black. One Dorito Bagelful, One America.
re unaware of my takeover will be made to take notice soon enough. My presence will be heard by the deafest of ears as I rule over the blogs with an iron fist (and a lot of free time at work). For too long has the public been forced to endure The Ratner Gazette’s shameless political bias and awkward family inside jokes. David got into the Rensselaer Lally Epsilon Delta Sigma blah blah blah? Sorry but I don’t watch Pokémon.It’s time to embrace CHANGE {applause}, because This Country Is Worth Fighting For {applause}. Do you forget when I was a POW {applause}, forced to work at FBLA and not even allowed to have a single bag of chips without getting kicked out? America doesn’t. That is why I have taken the privilege of championing the voice of the people. And there’s nothing the people want more than a soft bagel, a creamy schmear, and the crunchy, crispy consistency of Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos in the middle {greatest applause}.
We will not stand for a Bagelful product that continues to segregate its bagel and cream cheese from Doritos. Join me as I, Moderator, lead us into the black. One Dorito Bagelful, One America.
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