Thursday, October 02, 2008

Offensive Weaponry

Israel has developed a new weapon that should be less harmful than the rubber bullets they use against protesters. It’s a liquid called Skunk, to be deployed from a water cannon.

Imagine the worst, most foul thing you have ever smelled. An overpowering mix of rotting meat, old socks that haven’t been washed for weeks - topped off with the pungent waft of an open sewer.

Imagine being covered in the stuff as it is liberally sprayed from a water cannon.

Then imagine not being able to get rid of the stench for at least three days, no matter how often you try to scrub yourself clean.

Skunk is made from yeast, baking soda, and some secret ingredients that are completely organic. David Ben Harosh, an Israeli police superintendent, is proud of the Skunk project.

“It’s totally harmless, you can even drink it,”


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