Confessions of a Facebook Social Climber

H-$$, You are not the only one doing this.

You too can become important. To start, all you need is one celebrity friend.

By Jeffrey Scott Shapiro for Wall Street Journal Online:

I recently became friends with Charlie Sheen -- but not exactly. It's a little complicated. You see, I've spent the past three months moving up the Facebook social ladder, "friending" more and more important people every day.

How many celebrity friends do you have?