The sages probably did not intend this.
Moses is Departing Egypt: A Facebook Haggadah
|Joseph is going to Egypt.|
Joseph and Pharaoh are now friends.
|Elijah is a bit tipsy, but off to a good start. 30,000 households down, and its only 6:30!|
| Pharaoh is sad to report that my father has entered immortality. I have taken his place in government and will do my best to honor his name.|
| Rabbi Eleazar ben Azaryah finally figured out why we're supposed to tell the story of the exodus at night. It's because it says "all the days of your life!"|
| Pharaoh sent The Israelites Bread of Affliction.|