Looks like Vince outdid himself this time.
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Look What I Stumbled Upon
Just look what I came across while reading. A website devoted only to "a man walks into a bar..." jokes. Of course, the first joke was my all time favorite.
A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
Here is a sampling of some other highlights:
René Descartes is in a bar at closing time. The bartender asks him if he'd like another drink. Descartes says, "I think not," and he disappears.
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and . . . . a packet of peanuts. The barman says, why the big pause?"
A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here." The kangaroo says, "At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."
more gems
A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
Here is a sampling of some other highlights:
René Descartes is in a bar at closing time. The bartender asks him if he'd like another drink. Descartes says, "I think not," and he disappears.
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and . . . . a packet of peanuts. The barman says, why the big pause?"
A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here." The kangaroo says, "At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."
more gems
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