ON DEEP THOUGHTS
A day without sunshine is like night. ON HIGHER EDUCATION
College is a fountain of knowledge...and most of the students are there to drink.  ON MATHEMATICAL TRANSFORMS
A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
ON COMMON SENSE
Never pet a burning dog. ON PROBLEM SOLVING
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.
-- Abraham Maslow ON MATERIALISM
He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead. ON ECONOMICS
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. ON PUBLISHING OR PERISHING
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University ON DATING
When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional division by zero. ON LAMENTATION
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. ON POETIC LOVE
When you're swimmin' in the creek,
And an eel bites your cheek,
That's a Moray!
-- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers ON EXTINCTION
Save the whales. Collect the whole set. ON HUMILITY
To err is human, to moo bovine. ON EXPLANATION OF THE END
"... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs."
-- Robert Firth ON PROPHECY
The meek shall inherit the earth--- for they are too weak to refuse. ON WORLD POLITICS
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock. AND FINALLY, ON DRUGS AND DEVELOPMENT
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. | 
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