Look What I Stumbled Upon

Just look what I came across while reading. A website devoted only to "a man walks into a bar..." jokes. Of course, the first joke was my all time favorite.

A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

Here is a sampling of some other highlights:

René Descartes is in a bar at closing time. The bartender asks him if he'd like another drink. Descartes says, "I think not," and he disappears.

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and . . . . a packet of peanuts. The barman says, why the big pause?"

A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here." The kangaroo says, "At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."

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